10.27.2009

LATVIA, YOU CRAZY!


Here we go folks.
Latvia has sunk to a new low,
 into a crater-sized hole
 that they dug in a pitiful PR hoax
... BY A TELEPHONE COMPANY!
"Raising the bar," my ass! Is there no othere way to get attention these days without some kind of hoax?! Latvia, I'm so disappointed in you. It's not like America would stumble to this deep of a crater...

God dammit...
Why is it that when we want to have the spotlight, we- Oh wait, that's not a spotlight!
 IT'S A TRACTOR BEAM!
 See what I mean? It's always the same with hoaxes. Ghosts are too old and vampires have been sucked dry. But ET never loses his charm. Do these people make these elaborate hoaxes because they know people will fall for it, or because they themselves believe? Or is it some twisted hybrid of the two?
Keep Watching the skies.




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