CRIKEY!

Well, of all the places I expected The Four Horsemen to strike first. Australia  was way down at the bottom.

BEFORE

AFTER

I mean, BEFORE it looked like a weird building. But AFTER looks like something off the surface of mars. but the buildings on mars are much more achitectually sound.

I rest my own case.

Well, tough luck Australia. But you know what they say;

"What comes around, goes around"

Much like your stupid boomerangs. 

I say g'day to you!

Guess Who?!

Sweet. Flaming. Meat biscuits. GODZILLA?! IN 3 GLORIOUS DIMENSIONS? Destroying Las Vegas?! Is there anything else a die-hard Godzilla fan could ask for?
The films director is Yoshimitsu Banno. and it'll be shown in Imax theatres as well as other puny silver screens.
Now, I'm a little unhappy with you, Imax. Your screens are only eighty feet tall... Godzilla on average has been about 330 feet. I want a life-size latex lizard! In 3D! I admit, I was pretty skeptical about the return of 3D. But I gotta love the return of Godzilla... Especially the movie, The Return of Godzilla! It's about fricken time he had another one!
The plot of the movie concerns a shape-shifting alien creature named Deathla who wishes to devour all the chlorophyll on earth. It's been a while but the
G-man get's to play the hero again!
...As evidenced by his path of destruction of Las Vegas.
Come on! They were just ASKING for a smiting!
I hope the Blue Man Group got out okay...

It's official: Hurricanes have stupid names.
Bill?
Jimena?!
DANNY?!
Call it frickin' Daniel for some bibilical pizzaz!
That's why the casualties are so high every year; no one's afraid of Hurricane Snuggles!
The hurricanes are angry about their ridiculous names which is probably why they rampage across the globe.
There needs to be a new list of names for huricanes.
They shoud be names after Greek Gods
The good ones! No 'Hurricane Uranus!'
American Gladiators,
or Villians from He-Man!
Villiagers will fear and actually evacuate for the coming of Hurricane Skeletor!This I command!

Well, Jimena's on his (Her?) way and heading towards Mexico for either

A) an illegal operation that only South America can provide
("Doctor, make me a tornado!")

B) Adding yet another plauge to top of gang violence, swine flu,and visit from Hillary Clinton.
or
C)It's Hurricane Season! Not Duck Season or Wabbit Season!!

For more information about Hurricane Jimena's unmerciful path of destruction, visit:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/specials/interactives/storm_tracker/index.html?SITE=YAHOO&SECTION=HOME