The Wind-up Man

It's official: Hurricanes have stupid names.
Bill?
Jimena?!
DANNY?!
Call it frickin' Daniel for some bibilical pizzaz!
That's why the casualties are so high every year; no one's afraid of Hurricane Snuggles!
The hurricanes are angry about their ridiculous names which is probably why they rampage across the globe.
There needs to be a new list of names for huricanes.
They shoud be names after Greek Gods
The good ones! No 'Hurricane Uranus!'
American Gladiators,
or Villians from He-Man!
Villiagers will fear and actually evacuate for the coming of Hurricane Skeletor!This I command!

Well, Jimena's on his (Her?) way and heading towards Mexico for either

A) an illegal operation that only South America can provide
("Doctor, make me a tornado!")

B) Adding yet another plauge to top of gang violence, swine flu,and visit from Hillary Clinton.
or
C)It's Hurricane Season! Not Duck Season or Wabbit Season!!

For more information about Hurricane Jimena's unmerciful path of destruction, visit:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/specials/interactives/storm_tracker/index.html?SITE=YAHOO&SECTION=HOME