9.10.2009

Guess Who?!


Sweet. Flaming. Meat biscuits. GODZILLA?! IN 3 GLORIOUS DIMENSIONS? Destroying Las Vegas?! Is there anything else a die-hard Godzilla fan could ask for?
The films director is Yoshimitsu Banno. and it'll be shown in Imax theatres as well as other puny silver screens.
Now, I'm a little unhappy with you, Imax. Your screens are only eighty feet tall... Godzilla on average has been about 330 feet. I want a life-size latex lizard! In 3D! I admit, I was pretty skeptical about the return of 3D. But I gotta love the return of Godzilla... Especially the movie, The Return of Godzilla! It's about fricken time he had another one!
The plot of the movie concerns a shape-shifting alien creature named Deathla who wishes to devour all the chlorophyll on earth. It's been a while but the
G-man get's to play the hero again!
...As evidenced by his path of destruction of Las Vegas.
Come on! They were just ASKING for a smiting!
I hope the Blue Man Group got out okay...

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